Oh lookie – my H-index went up.

That is academic-speak for “my dick just got a bit less small“. The H-index rose from 2 (“oppressively pathetic“) to 3 (“aggressively mediocre“). At some point this year maybe it’ll rise to 4 – “impressively flaccid but with mounting tumescence“.

For an explanation of what all the hubbub is about, check out the Wikipedia page on the H-index. TL;DR: I have 3 papers which have been cited at least three times. My best-cited paper is still the systematic review “Persuasive System Design Does Matter: A systematic review of adherence to web-based interventions” at JMIR (I’m second author).

-RK